I just ate a burger from Burger King. I'm pretty sure one of His Majesty's cooks spit in my burger. It was pretty good.

Nah, that's not spit, just the mayo mixing with tomato. It tastes like it though.

BUT I WANT IT TO BE SPIT!@@@@@

Gokou wants an indirect kiss from a Burger King slave.
He must be lonely.

Either that, or his local Burger King is staffed entirely by hot bitches.

ijustlikespit

I got a cousin that spits when she talks, I could introduce you if you'd like.

Do it, KK, it may help him get over Google.

He'll never be over Google.

This.

Poor Gokou..

who Google is?

Yeah, that's right, you play dumb if it heals your heart a little.

I'd start shouting and screaming if I found that shit in my burger. At least until they gave me enough stuff to shut me up.
I often hear Americans say how shitty Burger King is. "Hungry Jack's" (Dunno know why they named it that) the Australian version has always been quite good. Filling heavy and meaty burgers. Where as McDonalds is the proprietor of seedy fucked up mcslop burgers.. >_>

I like burgers. They are good.

solike, I went back there today... the royal server refused to spit in my burger. But when he handed to me the drink I ordered, I grabbed it a little too hard and the top popped off, spilling a good bit of the drink on both of us. Then I spit in his face and called him horrible things. I think maybe he had someone spit in my burger after that. Hopefully...

your odd gokou

IT IS SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!24;lkjaDFLKAD-4Y RAGERAGERAGERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate it when people do that
No offense Demac

Chill out Mr. Grammar Police, go masterbate to a dictionary or a thesaurus, whichever floats you're boat.

You did that last one on purpose, didn't you?

No.

Nope, he's just that fucking retarded.

Buger King = Superior burgers

I don't know why anyone would talk shit on the quality of their food. It's better than McDonald's. Better beef, better fries(or onion rings or cheesy tots instead), better chicken sandwiches, better spit, better shakes. The only thing that McDonald's is good for is McNuggets and soft serve ice cream. Wendy's spicy chicken sammiches are good and it's cool to get a baked potato, but otherwise I don't really go there often.

Apparantly McD's is lobbying to start importing cheaper beef from Mexico, which can't help things much.

Eww. BK fries are terribad. They definitely have the better burger though.

Burger King burgers are 1 million times better. Onion rings > French fries. The fries themselves definitely can't hold a candle to McDonalds but really...who gives a shit? I usually go to a burger place to get burgers...although I have been to Wendys on occasion for Frosty+Fries combo. That is unbeatable.

I just jizzed all over the place remembering the last time I had that.

wtf is a frosty?
I go there for milkshakes..
'cause they're my favourite ^_^

A frosty is basically a shake that is not really a shake because you're gonna kill yourself trying to eat it with a straw because it's so damn thick, so you eat it with a spoon instead and/or dip your fries in it.

Basically it's a cup of chocolate soft serve, because if you get a shake at McDonald's or BK it's all thin and shitty.

It's like a shake only...like...icier, hence the name frosty. It's not quite as creamy...it's just different. Completely different from shakes everywhere else in the most delicious of ways.

Fatty's Crack.

Question. Why do people even acknowledge the existence of Burger King when places like Carl's Jr. and In-N-Out Burger exist?

In-N-Out Burger makes me cry. And not in a good way. :/

Burger King is cheap. This is simply it. If I want something GOOD, I can go to In-N-Out of Carls Jr for sure...but if I want to quickly get something very cheap that's relatively good...I can go to Burger King. BK is actually surprisingly good too, I might add.

There are no Carl's Jrs or In-And-Out Burgers around here.

My options are:
- Burger King
- McDonald's
- Wendy's

There's a Taco Bell too, but that's not burgers so I won't count that.

Even if I go to the nearest real city, my options only expand to Dairy Queen and Steak n' Shake.

I don't have a Carl's Jr, but I have Hardee's which is basically the same thing.

The have some really good burgers, but crappy fries.

Yeah. Their fries are so-so. Hardee's burgers = awesome though for sure.

I have never heard of those two places, and I'm not alone, I asked my friends and they've never heard of them either.

In-N-Out I've only ever seen on the west side of the US, and Carl's Jr. turns into Hardee's as you move east/north. Not sure how far east that goes though.

I can attest that Hardee's/Carl's Jr doesn't come all the way to New England. It's one of the things I really miss from the midwest, though I liked Hardee's better before they were bought out by Carl's Jr.

Hardee's is actually slightly different but the actual meat in the burgers and the way they're cooked and all is essentially the same.

Also Steak N Shake is fucking awesome. How could you possibly complain? We went there when we went to IL and all I can say is OMG!

I can agree with that 100%. It's still not bad, but it was thoroughly awesome before.

There are Hardee's here (Atalanta), so it made it to the south east at least.

Also, Wendy's has the best fries, and I use to like their burgers better than McDonald's and BK, but they make me feel sick now... shouldn't have ever had a "Baconator".

Also too, Chick-fil-a doesn't have burgers, but they would be superior to all these other shitty places if they were open on Sunday.

Have to agree with that one. Chik-fil-a fries are epic.

Well then, they must be a figure of my imagination then, if your friends haven't heard of them.

When they aren't soggy, Del Taco has some damn good fries too.

And good burgers. Oddly enough.

So lazy though. They just toss their fries in a drink cup. lol

Seriously, wtf? Closed on Sunday? Fuck church...get your asses to work!

I live about an hour west of Nashville TN and it's Hardee's here, I've never even heard of Carl's Jr. either.....

I think its a testament to how good In-N-Out is, that pretty much no matter what time of day/night you go, there's always a huge line.

Or the fact that they don't fucking BUILD enough of the god damn things.

But seriously, yeah, awesome.