Day off work. They called--
police caught my shoplifter.
I did some laundry.

I woke up at noon and did tons of drugs and had sex with several hot bitches. Now I'm having breakfast under the water with my friend who is a fish.

My car is not taxed,
so I cycled to the farm;
Five miles and sore legs.

Second day of class
Can't miss any one of them
Get dropped if I do

8 AM wake up
I am not a morning guy
Late night Warcraft raids.

I have done nothing
except sit on my fat butt
...the hell is a wally?

My haiku style is way better than all of you, AND my day is way more interesting.

Woke up and went to school to retrieve my lost phone. Stared at the million bike riders out in the morning. Came home and made tasty breakfast burritos. Eating it and watching The Office.

Getting used to our new 70's house... finally have internet, but it wasn't that bad without it.

Also, I refuse to Haiku!!

Went to work early.
Came home. Cooking chicken peppers and
juniper berries.

I am so tired
sixty-two hours this week
no overtime here.

Getting sick again
despite still not feeling well
yet from the last time.

I am so ready
for this week to be over
. . . . .

I woke up early
ate many bowls of cereal
now I'm making lunch

Woofie working late
This could be a long eve'ning
Time to have a bath

because of asshole
gonna get shafted in court
someone kill me now

*pulls out screwdriver*
*skewers hikageryu*
*steals his wallet too*

I worked all day
SC won the football game
I was excited

came home to cuddle
but my husband is at work
all night. so ronery

Played video games
Almost beat Shadow Complex
But died randomly.

went mountain biking
it was hot at the ending
went home and slept


i think that was right form

Zee oh em eff gee
Only nine-to-four today
Laundry to do now

overall bad day
but the paycheck is a perk
so i'm all smiles

Day started out fine
Got suspended from work
At least it's with pay.

Oh snap! What happened?
Did you grab your boss' ass?
Piss in his coffee?

Unpacking

Basho on his shelf,
leaning like a sleepy drunk
next to Hemingway.

at parade of homes
tricked people into garage
showed them my product

In an accident
the third in less than a year
i'm a bad driver

Man oh man oh man..
MT, sounds like you need some
driver's ed' courses.

Although, I am sorry
you got suspended.. I'm sure
thinks will work out fine.

That's not the whole truth--
by "product" he means penis.
Futile is a perv.

woke up not too late
nothing exciting happened
then I saw mialee


EDIT: I skipped 18's post
now I can not stop laughing
this line is a waste

Got my old job back
Had lunch with friends from grade school
Traveled to said school.

Slept til 2, missed class
Downloaded Emulators
Super Nintendo!

Ate me some Subway
Pizza sub on wheat, yummy
Then watched Hell's Kitchen

Now that I'm exposed
everyone avoids garage
Thanks a lot 18

Ok I'll succumb to the topic style
Nostalgic afternoon
Dinner tonight with lovely friends in our open kitchen

five seven then five
follow that with conviction
and haiku be yours

These can't be that hard
Daylight really sucks at this
Please god don't hurt me

This is amazing
I have a day off today
twenty-one days on

Helped my Dad set up
at an antique fair today.
I'm slightly tired now.

did nothing today
actually less than that
um... i'll blame the rain

Hey, I never said I'd follow a haiku format
Just three lines
But don't worry, I won't kill anyone

Felt a bit tired
Lay down for a power nap
...three hours later...

A bleh day today
But it was made better by
Learning "Bookworks" grade.

a glass of water
spilled all over my laptop
crap, crap, crap, crap, crap

woke up, cleaned the house
called into work for rollcall
feelin bad for hime

The group project theme:
"Making world a better place"
Left us all depressed

Missed a day of work
To go to court in Bangor
It did not go well.

Skipped a class at noon
Needed more financial aid
Still don't have enough.

cleaned out my dyson
developed a huge headache
steam is now my friend

Now out of shower
Beginning birthday tonight
Zombieland later.

Birthday tomorrow
Alcohol drinks will be had
Twenty-three means nil.

Much like the last week i've just been copying a hard drive to another with usb 1 (took ages) and just general copying and organizing of data. And as soon as I sleep, it's back to it >_<
Weee!!

almost woke up late
shitty alarm does not work
but i love my job